1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,639 How much money you gonna get? Reckon you'll play for England? 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,879 Reckon you can get me Alisha Lehmann's number? Shut up! 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,679 It was just a trial. 4 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:12,759 I treat my school like a talent factory. 5 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:16,439 I put raw talent in, and England caps come out. 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:19,399 Take Sean Hanes - five England under-21 caps. 7 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,159 Could have been a lot more 8 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:23,559 if he didn't go to prison for armed robbery. 9 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,159 True. 10 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:29,079 But armed robbery takes teamwork, split-second decision-making, 11 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,919 all the stuff we teach here at Allsbrooke High. 12 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,639 What are you doing here? 13 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,879 Tracy has some very exciting news. 14 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,479 We were very impressed with your trial, and... 15 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:41,359 They're offering you a place in the academy. 16 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,519 SHE SCOFFS Oh, my God, are you messing? 17 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,799 LADS: 18 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:48,039 ? Super Mia-Louise... ? Hey! 19 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,359 ? I just don't think You understand... ? 20 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:51,599 Hey, hey, hey! 21 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,079 ? She'll kick off on your nan 22 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,079 ? She's better than Zidane 23 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,399 ? We've got super Mia-Louise 24 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,199 ? We've got Louise... ? Hey! 25 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,799 ? Super Mia-Louise 26 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,199 ? I just don't think You understand... ? 27 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,239 Hey, hey, hey! 28 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:07,999 ? She'll kick off on your nan She's better than Zidane 29 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,680 ? We've got super Mia-Louise! ? THEY CHEER 30 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,879 Lad, just let me drive. 31 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,399 Son, I understand your frustration. 32 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,479 Lessons with loved ones are always harder 33 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,799 because we're carrying emotional baggage into the car. 34 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,120 No, we're not. You're not a loved one. 35 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,320 Oh, my God. 36 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,919 SHOUTS: Hey, if that arse were on the MandS dine-in menu, 37 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:36,999 I wouldn't need cutlery. 38 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,640 I'd be in face first! 39 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,999 Lad, that's one of me ma's mates! DARREN CHUCKLES 40 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,799 How did you ever pass your test? I didn't. 41 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,879 You don't drive? Nah, it's not for me. 42 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,119 So what are you teaching us for?! Because your mum asked me to. 43 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,079 And when I shagged her all them years ago, 44 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,879 I'd never done that before, but I knew exactly what to do. 45 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:01,959 This is stupid! 46 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,679 You don't drive, and you're not even me dad. 47 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:06,879 You're just some little weirdo who won't piss off. 48 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:09,280 SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYS 49 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,240 It's OK, son. 50 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,600 I know you think I'm an idiot. 51 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,919 I know everyone does. And I know I'm not your dad. 52 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:26,359 And I know I shouldn't inject myself with stuff I bought off the dark web 53 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:29,159 that promises to recode my DNA so it's similar to yours, 54 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,320 but unlike your real dad, son... 55 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:33,760 ...I'm here for you. 56 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,600 I'm here for you cos I get it. 57 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,560 I get waiting for the text that never comes. 58 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,879 I get convincing yourself that, this time, he'll show, 59 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,160 and then feeling like a fool for even hoping. 60 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,999 I get wishing that you had someone in your life 61 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,959 that when you truly needed them, they would look you in the eye 62 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,359 and they'd say, "I've got this, son." 63 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,519 So if I can do that for you, then... 64 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,920 maybe I can finally have something to be proud of in my life. 65 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,679 MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY 66 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:15,719 Oh, it is raining returning-to-car arse! 67 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,640 I'm living the dream here, son! 68 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,039 DARREN BURBLES 69 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,479 What are you doing, you little weirdo?! 70 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,879 And I want to introduce you to Daisy. 71 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,479 She's one of our academy girls. 72 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:29,279 And from today, you're gonna be on a tailored nutrition plan 73 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:30,319 and eating together. 74 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,959 Oh, romantic meals together every day. 75 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:33,999 I mean, at this rate, 76 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,479 we'll be scissoring by the end of the week, Trace. 77 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:37,520 You what? 78 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,919 God, I'm made-up another girl from this school's joining the academy. 79 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,879 Oh, my God, it's her, 80 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,719 the girl who's missed every party since Year 7. 81 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,479 We've all got our own journeys, haven't we? 82 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:52,119 Some of us sweat through eight years of bleep tests, no social life, 83 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,279 and some get spotted cos some ol' divvy at the club 84 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,239 got excited over your shitty TikToks. 85 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,999 And your "around the world" - 86 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,839 you paused mid-step, your plant foot was off, 87 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,959 and the ball barely got off the ground. 88 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,480 Eeh. 89 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:11,720 WOMAN: Eeeeh! 90 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,479 INDISTINCT CHATTER 91 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,879 Hi, girls. Nice to meet youse. Oh, hey. 92 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,439 Can I get some fresh towels sent up to room 214 when you get a sec? 93 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:22,759 Thanks. 94 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,079 SHE LAUGHS No, I don't work here. 95 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,039 I'm auditioning. Oh, God! 96 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,319 Oh, I'm so sorry. I... I heard the accent. Yeah. 97 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,719 And you really look like the maid from this morning. 98 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,239 Yeah, doesn't she look like the maid? 99 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,799 Oh, my God, she so does. Uncanny. 100 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,999 Oh, and hilarious you're doing the accent already. 101 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,359 Love the commitment. 102 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,799 No, that's just my voice. I'm from Liverpool. 103 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,439 IN SCOUSE ACCENT: "I'm from Liverpool." 104 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:47,799 OK, I see you. Full Stanislavski, it's impressive. 105 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,239 Well, good luck with it, yeah? Shall we talk to him...? 106 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,519 Do you want me to leave a mint under your pillow later? 107 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,080 SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY 108 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,240 Erm, no. No, it's OK. Thank you. 109 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,160 Hey, Sam... 110 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,559 Jodie, you know I can't. Look, I'm here to chaperone Aimee. 111 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,559 Are you really turning down sex? 112 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,959 It's not appropriate, all right? 113 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,639 I'll tell you what's not appropriate - 114 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:15,919 me sat here on me bill 115 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,839 while you've got a hotel room to yourself. 116 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,200 I'm here to do a job. 117 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,959 I've gotta go. All right, all right. Ta-ra, ta-ra, ta-ra. 118 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,199 Hello! Hi. 119 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,999 I'm Philip. I'm Aimee's teacher. 120 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,639 Oh. Yeah. 121 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,519 I just wanted to say, you know, 122 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,799 I really appreciate you giving Aimee this chance. 123 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,879 It matters, giving working-class girls a shot. 124 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,439 What's your room like? 125 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,960 Steady on, sailor. I barely know you. 126 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:47,559 Yeah, yeah, it's really nice, to be fair. You? 127 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,159 Mine's grim. 128 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:52,399 I did King Lear in Albania once, shared a bed with a goat. 129 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,359 Five star compared to my room here. 130 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,399 Well, you can take mine if you like. 131 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,599 It'd be my pleasure. 132 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,079 Great. We'll swap this evening. 133 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,719 Oh, just a heads up... CLEARS THROAT 134 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,159 ...you might get an angry Scouser turning up, demanding sex, 135 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,920 so watch your back. 136 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,600 What do you mean? What? 137 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,160 Actually don't know. Oh. 138 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:19,720 MOUTHS: Fuck! 139 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,959 'So, a lot of you have been asking 140 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,919 'what I eat for my lunch and my intake. 141 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,999 'So, today, I am having quinoa and chickpeas. 142 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,199 'That's 18 grams of protein... 143 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,999 '60 grams of carbs, nine grams of fibre, 144 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,519 'and that's per portion.' 145 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,519 Don't. I'll have to do that again now. 146 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:38,799 It's for the academy socials. 147 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,319 Yeah, but I was losing the will to live, girl. 148 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,719 As if. 149 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,639 156 calories. 150 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:48,319 8.7 grams of fat and 0.36 grams of salt per 30 gram serving, 151 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,000 which is 13 Pringles. 152 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:57,359 120 calories, 5.6 grams of fat and 12.2 grams of sugar. 153 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,639 Wow. You're like the Rain Man of scran. 154 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,599 It's all margins. 155 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,679 And margins win trophies. 156 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,919 Trophies? Girl, that's a Mini Roll. What do you think's gonna happen? 157 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,399 Oh, you eat one and then you score an own goal. 158 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,079 No, you eat one and then, next game, 159 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,679 you're half a second slower to the ball, 160 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,879 coach notices and subs you off. Great. 161 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,799 I can have another Mini Roll on the bench. 162 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:21,639 Fine. Laugh now, but when we're 18 and I'm scoring goals for England 163 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,919 and you're working in Greggs, remember this chat. 164 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,799 Yeah, well, when I'm scoring goals for England 165 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:29,079 and I whip a Mini Roll out me sock and chomp on it as me celebration, 166 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,439 remember this chat. 167 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,879 Trust me, the only crowd you're ever gonna hear cheer for you 168 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,279 is at lunchtime when you bring out the sausage rolls. 169 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,640 LAUGHS MOCKINGLY 170 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,720 Right. I'm Sam. 171 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,199 Director. Now... 172 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:51,599 this first exercise is all about releasing what's buried. 173 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,639 Hm? 174 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,000 The chaos... 175 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,720 ...the truth. 176 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,359 Hm? So, we're gonna move. Yeah? Come on. We're gonna move. 177 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,639 Yeah. Yeah. 178 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,639 And when it hits you, you're gonna let it out. 179 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,639 You're gonna roar! 180 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:11,959 Come on, some energy, some... 181 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,159 Come on! Let's run. Come on! 182 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,199 Feel it. The frustration. 183 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:19,279 Oh! It's been so long since a man fucked me, 184 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,800 I don't know if I'll cry or bleed! 185 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,399 Come on! You too, come on. 186 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,119 I hate my father. I hate my life. I hate my teacher. 187 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,279 Yes, I was included in the best 21 actresses under 25, 188 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:34,519 but do people even like me for me?! 189 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,039 SHE EXHALES HEAVILY Yes! Let it out! 190 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:40,319 Let it out! No, it's not the cock I miss. 191 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,359 It's the eye contact whilst he ruins me! 192 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:44,639 HE MOANS 193 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,319 What the fuck? 194 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,999 Now, son, driving is not just about the practical. 195 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,319 Theory matters, too, and my theory philosophy is simple. 196 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,839 Be secure, be safe... 197 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,319 be semi. 198 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,399 Semi? 199 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,639 Always drive with a semi so you're ready for sexual intercourse 200 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,239 if the opportunity arrives. 201 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,559 What? Now... 202 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,559 I've prepared some questions. 203 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:07,239 Ooh, the folder's out. 204 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:08,360 Question one. 205 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,399 You spot a woman jogging towards you in a sports bra 206 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,479 with some cracking tits. 207 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:17,719 Do you, A, maintain full concentration on the road, 208 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:21,479 B, briefly look then return your eyes to the road, 209 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:25,079 or C, stare, rear end into a lorry, losing both your legs, 210 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,039 safe in the knowledge that you've got a snapshot 211 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,079 in your head of a goated pair of tits? 212 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,599 Well, A, obviously. 213 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,159 HE MIMICS KLAXON It's C, son. Look. 214 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,479 This is ridiculous. Just let me drive! 215 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,279 Oh, come on, son. You're better than this. 216 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:39,200 I can't let you drive until you get one right. 217 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:42,599 Question two. 218 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:45,080 You're parked up after dark and hear... 219 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:49,879 ...rhythmic knocking coming from the car next door. 220 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,039 Do you, A, mind your business and drive away, 221 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:56,079 B, turn your radio down so you can hear better, 222 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,479 or C, get out, knock on the window, 223 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:01,399 and when they wind the window down, just start wanking? 224 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,159 Fine, C. No, son, it's B. 225 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:07,239 C would be a criminal offence. You can't go round doing that. 226 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,919 What's wrong with you, you disgusting little man? 227 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,399 What?! 228 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,919 IN SOFT SCOUSE ACCENT: I've got something, Dad. 229 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,600 I've got a voice that stops people. 230 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:21,999 And when I'm up there... God, when I sing... 231 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,999 I don't feel scared. 232 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,519 I don't feel small any more. 233 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,759 IN SCOUSE ACCENT: You'll get your heart broken. 234 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,039 It's already broken. 235 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,720 Every time I hear another person's voice on the radio. 236 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,719 Every time I see a girl like me 237 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,640 pretend she's happy with just enough. 238 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,240 I don't want "just enough", Dad. 239 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,879 I want everything. 240 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,039 CLAPPING, CHATTER 241 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,639 Honest. Moving. 242 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,919 Powerful! 243 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,639 You held the whole room. 244 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,559 And the accent - flawless. Not one single slip. Ah. 245 00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:00,279 SHE LAUGHS 246 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,279 Something funny? 247 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,159 Sorry. CHUCKLES 248 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,639 I thought you were being sarcastic. 249 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,559 Like, it weren't terrible, 250 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,919 but it just sounded like someone doing an impression 251 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,239 of what they think someone from Liverpool sounds like. 252 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,919 Over pronouncing the "O" when she said "radio". 253 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,839 But theatre isn't about what sounds right. 254 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:19,279 It's about truth. 255 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:23,999 If an actor can make you believe her pain, her dreams, her joy... 256 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,879 who cares if she hits the right vowels on "radio"? 257 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,639 People from Liverpool care, 258 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,399 if it means they get overlooked again. 259 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:34,359 A real accent's OK when it's someone playing a criminal or a joke. 260 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:38,999 But when it's a lead, it's too strong or too common. 261 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,759 So, that's why a real accent matters, 262 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,679 because it gives people from Liverpool 263 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,119 a chance that they deserve. 264 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,199 I-I get what you're saying, I do. Representation matters. 265 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,160 Yeah, but let me ask you this. 266 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:53,440 If Cilla was in this room right now... 267 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,599 ...would she want the girl who sounded the most like her 268 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,480 or the one who made us feel like she did? 269 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,719 Did you hear the rumour 270 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,240 that Mr Holt was one of the Bonnie Blue 1,000 men? No. 271 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,279 They do look like his shoes, don't they? 272 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:15,520 PHONE CHIMES 273 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:20,920 I'm gonna get to drive, lad! 274 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,759 MIA: 'How's it going? You haven't updated me.' 275 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,079 Cos I'm going home. 'What, you've done the singing?' 276 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,119 No, cos what's the point? 277 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,679 They're not looking for girls like me. 278 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,199 They're looking for girls like them. 279 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,959 Posh, privileged girls trained up since they were in the womb. 280 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,079 'But you're privileged too, girl.' What do you mean? 281 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,999 Cos you know what you want. 282 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,279 Do you know how rare that is, Aimes? That's privilege. 283 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,759 So, forget what they might want, 284 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,999 just go and enjoy the fact that you know what you want. 285 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,479 Enjoy trying to live your dream. 286 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,799 Just... enjoy your privilege. 287 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,999 Now, you're also privileged in the tits department, 288 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,439 so if they don't like your singing, just whip them out, girl! 289 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,959 BOTH LAUGH 290 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,879 CHRISTOPHER: Where are we? 291 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,479 REECE: This is in the middle of nowhere. 292 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,359 Lad, how long are you gonna be? 293 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,519 I'm not sure, to be honest, boys. 294 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,359 I mean, she said she's into role play. 295 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,479 That might put me off, and I'll last longer. 296 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,479 But then again, she's married, 297 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,399 and there's something about that that makes me come quicker, so... 298 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,719 What, so we're supposed to just sit here and wait for you?! 299 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:20,439 I'd ask if you could watch, but it's my first time meeting her. 300 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,159 I mean, maybe next time, eh? 301 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,999 He doesn't mean cos we wanna watch. 302 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,919 No, we need to see what she looks like first. 303 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,079 I don't know what she looks like, boys. 304 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,639 It's been non-stop tit and dick pics. 305 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,959 Yeah, I'll tell you what, Reece, 306 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:35,039 lighting in your bedroom don't half make my cock look majestic. 307 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,879 SIGHING: Just get out, will you? Now, remember what I said, boys... 308 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,159 about me driving philosophy. 309 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,119 Be secure, be safe... 310 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,319 ALL: Be semi. 311 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,600 Cock in gear. 312 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,080 DARREN GRUNTS 313 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,320 THEY SIGH 314 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:10,239 Just think, if I hadn't encouraged you to find your dad... 315 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,959 we wouldn't be sitting outside a hotel 316 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:15,080 waiting for a man called Disneyland Darren to ejaculate. 317 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,600 I owe you big time, lad. 318 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,959 THEY LAUGH 319 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,800 Oh, lad, I need a piss. 320 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,039 MR DUNN: Hey, are you the best person to talk to about delivery? 321 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,359 RECEPTIONIST: Yes, I am. Great. 322 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,199 I've got something arriving for me later. 323 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,279 Could you make sure it comes up to room 226, please? 324 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,440 It's a gift for someone special. 325 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,160 Thanks. 326 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,759 Lad. Mr Dunn's in there cheating on my ma. 327 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,480 I swear. 328 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,639 ? No matter what I do 329 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:56,639 ? I only wanna be with you 330 00:14:56,640 --> 00:15:00,199 ? I said, no matter what I do 331 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,280 ? I only wanna be with you. ? 332 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,279 Thank you, Alex. Fantastic. 333 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,040 Thank you. 334 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:15,679 Oh, there was a rumour you'd gone home. 335 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,199 Good for you, coming back. 336 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,639 You know, it's not always about getting the role, 337 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,240 it's about having a little go. 338 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,080 SCOFFS 339 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:37,400 ? At last 340 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:43,479 ? My love has come along 341 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:49,439 ? My lonely days are over 342 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:53,639 ? And life is like a song 343 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:58,039 ? Oh, yeah, yeah, at last 344 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:03,119 ? The skies above are blue 345 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:07,719 ? My heart was wrapped up in clover 346 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:12,160 ? The night I looked at you 347 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,879 ? I found a dream 348 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,559 ? That I could speak to 349 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:23,319 ? A dream that I 350 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:26,679 ? Could call my own 351 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:30,159 ? I found a thrill 352 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,999 ? To press my cheek to 353 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,559 ? A thrill that I 354 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,639 ? Have never known 355 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:42,039 ? Oh, yeah, yeah, you smile. ? 356 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,760 MUTTERING: Oh, my God, she is absolutely... 357 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,000 Aimee, that was beautiful. 358 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,039 I believed every word. 359 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,119 Right, see you all tomorrow. 360 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:59,399 Remember - expect the unexpected. 361 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:03,039 Absorb, listen, learn. 362 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,720 I'll be watching. Go on. 363 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,760 ? Don't lie, don't lie, don't lie. ? 364 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,440 Hello there. 365 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,359 Just wanna say, spoke to reception. 366 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,559 Gonna do a little swap-a-rooni on the rooms. 367 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,519 You know, I'm room 226. 368 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,879 Oh, and, er... CLEARS THROAT 369 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,759 ...as a little token of my appreciation 370 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,720 for seeing Aimee, I've got a little something arriving for you later. 371 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,160 You're gonna love it. 372 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,519 OK. Thank you. 373 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,920 No... thank you. 374 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,400 Yes! 375 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,919 Hiya. Looking for a guest by the name of Tanya Pennington. 376 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,399 Are you a guest as well, sir? 377 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,639 Are you sure this means he's having an affair? 378 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,719 Yeah, lad. He said a gift for someone special. 379 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,199 And why is he staying in a hotel when he lives nearby? 380 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,119 It doesn't look good, I can't lie. 381 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,599 He's in room 226. 382 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,679 So I reckon we just bounce in there, 383 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,039 take a photo and get the evidence for me ma. 384 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,239 Just listen! Right? 385 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,719 I've seen the messages and the dick pics. 386 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,079 I know she's here with a fella. 387 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,799 Just tell me what room she's in. 388 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,759 I'm her husband. I've got a right to know. 389 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,399 Just look it up on your laptop, would you?! Calm down. 390 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,319 That's gotta be the husband of the bird Disneyland Darren's shagging. 391 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,599 We need to find him. Look at him. He's gonna kill him! 392 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,839 Do you know what? I hope this happens to you one day. 393 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,039 That's unlikely. 394 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,439 I've got a better idea, lad. What are you doing? Reece! 395 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,560 All right, mate? 396 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,239 I... I just wanted to say 397 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:37,999 I think it's absolutely disgusting what your missus is getting up to. 398 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,679 I just saw her checking in before. 399 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,399 Did you, lad? Dark hair, glasses? 400 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,600 Yeah, mate. 401 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,479 Room 226. 402 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,320 Nice one, lad. 403 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,719 Sir? Sir! 404 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,039 Are you sure about this? 405 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:59,719 Lad, Mr Dunn deserves a slap. He's cheating on me ma. 406 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,319 Gives us time to find Disneyland Darren 407 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,559 and get him out of here as well. 408 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,720 It's honestly beautiful seeing you care about your father like this. 409 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,840 Shut up, lad. CHRISTOPHER LAUGHS 410 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,440 SMOOTH MUSIC PLAYING 411 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,919 Well, this is unexpected. 412 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,119 You're bloody right, I'm unexpected, lad. 413 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,840 Where is she? 414 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,680 PHONE CHIMES 415 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,160 Hi. Hi. 416 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,559 Expect the unexpected. 417 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,760 Absorb, listen, learn. 418 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,800 Acting is reacting. 419 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,519 How are we gonna find him? He could be anywhere. 420 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,559 Ring him. 421 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,919 SAM: You must be my special gift. 422 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,999 I am rather in the mood. You shut your mouth. 423 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,999 Yeah, look, this whole angry northern husband routine, 424 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,199 I see what you're going for, but it's not landing. 425 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,479 Can we lose it? 426 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,759 Oh, I'm gonna lose it, mate. 427 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,799 I'm gonna lose it all over your bloody face in a minute. 428 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,520 Now, let's not rush things. 429 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,920 He's not answering, lad. 430 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,199 You're much younger and better-looking than I expected. 431 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,719 Oh, so are you. 432 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:38,599 You're hot. Broad arms. Great arms. 433 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,640 Yeah, I bet women just fall at your feet. 434 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,679 What's wrong? Are... Are you OK? It's just always the same. 435 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,239 Every woman I meet. 436 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,359 Soon as they see me, it's all arms, chest, 437 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,839 cock, cock, cock. 438 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,039 You know, like I'm just meat, a walking knob! 439 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,439 Hey. 440 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:01,439 You are not a walking knob, OK? 441 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,559 You are so much more than that. 442 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,879 I am. 443 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,919 You deserve to be seen. I do. 444 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,239 Mm. I deserve to be seen. 445 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,120 Is there anything I can do for you? 446 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,959 I saw a Boost bar 447 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,239 in a vending machine down the corridor, 448 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,319 and I honestly thought they'd stopped making them. 449 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,960 They're dead rare. Mm. 450 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,039 Like a woman who actually sees me for me. 451 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,160 Hey. I see you now. 452 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,320 And I am gonna get you that Boost bar. 453 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,720 Mm-hm. Yeah. 454 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,640 Oh, excuse me. Have you seen this man? 455 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,639 No, sorry. 456 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,359 JODIE: 'Do you not fancy me? Is that it?' 457 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,639 No. Yes! Of course I do. Don't be daft. 458 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,279 It's just... not professional. 459 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,679 I can make it professional for you. I'll invoice you after. 460 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,519 Although with you, I'd be better off charging by the second. 461 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,200 Look, I'm at work. 462 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,759 Look, I promise you I'll call you later. 463 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,399 OK? Ta-ra. 464 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,479 I'll tear into you right here, right now. 465 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,799 Urgent, impulsive! 466 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,519 We have to have each other this second. I love it! 467 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,599 You wanna have sex with me too? 468 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:26,199 That's why you are here, isn't it? You dirty northern bastard. 469 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,159 I am here because you're shagging me wife. 470 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,319 Oh, Christ! 471 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,159 You really are dedicated to this "angry man" role, aren't you? 472 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,639 It's growing on me. 473 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,520 Now... trousers off, cock out. 474 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,560 KNOCKING ON DOOR 475 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,759 Just wanted to say well done for today. 476 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,159 You know, you're doing great. Cheers, sir. 477 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,199 Oh, and thanks for buying that scented candle for the director. 478 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,679 I've got no idea with all that stuff. 479 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,519 I got a text. They're delivering it soon. 480 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,319 Oh, I'm sorry I didn't give you this earlier. 481 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,479 Needed to go to the cashpoint. Cheers. 482 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,119 BOTH: See you later. 483 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,400 HE SIGHS 484 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:16,199 What you're doing... it's beyond brave. 485 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,879 You what? 486 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,679 It honestly breaks my heart 487 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,239 that some of us girls are still forced into this. 488 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:26,439 I want you to know that I stand with you, OK? 489 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,399 Because when one woman suffers, we all do. 490 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,399 I'm going the restaurant, mate. I'm starving. 491 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:36,040 Good. Food is so important, OK? 492 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,120 You got to keep your strength up - for all of us. 493 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,440 Bye. Bye. 494 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,079 Good luck, Aimee. 495 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,319 This is impossible. He could be anywhere. 496 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,560 PHONE RINGS 497 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,679 Where are you, mate? I've put your tea on. 498 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,800 I'm just helping Disneyland Darren with something. 499 00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,119 Hey, Mum, do you proper trust Mr Dunn? 500 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:02,479 You what? Why are you asking that? 501 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,239 I've got to go, Mum. 502 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,520 'I-I love you. Bye.' 503 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,519 What are you doing here? The Cilla Black audition. 504 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,079 Oh, yeah, how's it going? 505 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,639 I know I can do it, and I nailed the song. 506 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,359 But the girls here are just different. 507 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,919 Theatre-trained weirdos obsessed with roleplaying, 508 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,479 saying things like, "Always be open to the moment." 509 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,879 Especially this one girl, Alex, 510 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,359 who's been looking down her nose at me the whole time. 511 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,119 Hang on... what are youse two doing here? 512 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,439 Disneyland Darren's shagging someone's wife. 513 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,479 And Mr Dunn's cheating on me ma. 514 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,879 Well, Mr Dunn's here with me, so... 515 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,879 You're shagging Dunn? Yeah. 516 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,039 Nothing gets me going like man who wears a phone holster on his belt. 517 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,679 Oh, Aimee. 518 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,479 He's chaperoning me! Obviously. 519 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,399 You knobheads. What is it? 520 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,999 We may have sent a mad man to his room to kick his head in. 521 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,039 What? Right, here's the plan. 522 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,879 This Alex, what room's she in? 523 00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,399 The room at the end of the corridor. Why? 524 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,759 Cos I'm about to give her a roleplay she'll never forget. 525 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,919 That'll teach her a lesson. Reece, you don't have to do that. 526 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,519 No, I do. No-one treats me mates like that. 527 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,439 Look, youse two go find Dunn and Disneyland Darren. 528 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,680 I'll be back in a minute. Let's go. 529 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,000 Hello. Prince William here. 530 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,519 So, obviously, I was in excruciating pain, but it wasn't until... 531 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,519 Her husband's looking for you! You need to go now. 532 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,759 And you? You should be ashamed of yourself - 533 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,239 cheating on your husband like this. 534 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,599 Don't judge me. OK? 535 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,439 He makes me feel alive. 536 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,239 Her husband? That's Alex. 537 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,199 Who's Alex? Alex. 538 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,839 She's at the auditions with me. 539 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,159 Ah, OK. OK, er, colliding worlds, dual realities. 540 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,959 Alex, this isn't a roleplay, you know, love. 541 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,599 Wait. But if she's not the wife, then where did Reece just go? 542 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,759 I'm ready for you, Prince William. 543 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,000 Now, curtsey to me. 544 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,159 Ah-ah-ah. 545 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,520 A curtsey like you've just shat yourself. 546 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,319 SHE EXHALES 547 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,639 You're sick in the head, mate. Fine, scurry away like they all do! 548 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:18,759 I'll just keep tugging away, year after year after year. 549 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,839 MUFFLED NEIGHING Ah, now munch that hay! 550 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,960 Tanya? Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum! 551 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,400 Munch it! 552 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,439 You little... Get here, you! 553 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,119 Come here! No! Leave him! 554 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,199 No! I can't let this happen to you, son. 555 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,439 Who are you?! I told you, Reece. 556 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,119 I never had someone who showed up when I needed them most, 557 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,479 someone to say, "I got this." 558 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,360 Well, you have, Reece. Because I've got this, son. 559 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,479 I'm the one your sexy wife should be in front of 560 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,800 on all fours with her mouth open. 561 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,679 You're not right in the head, are you? 562 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,839 Not just me head, mate. Everywhere. Get help, mate. 563 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,879 I have. Trauma therapy. 564 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,399 But it turns out I don't have trauma. 565 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,279 I really am just this pathetic. 566 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,119 Jesus. You're not even worth it. 567 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,439 Oh, please say I'm worth it! I wanna feel something. 568 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,679 What on earth is going on? 569 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,360 Reece? Christopher...? 570 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:16,119 You. You. You disgust me. 571 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:19,359 Preying on young, vulnerable, working-class girls. 572 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:22,759 Yeah, paying them for sex with cash like it's the Victorian era. 573 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,080 You're a predator. 574 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:28,239 I knew you were up to something, you dirty bastard. 575 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,439 J-Jodie... 576 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,959 There you go, sir. Your gift for someone special. 577 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,639 Sorry. 578 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,919 Showering them with gifts as well in return for sex, are we? 579 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,719 No, no, no. No, this is for Sam. 580 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,439 Oh! You do know how to treat a man. 581 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:46,239 Oh. Just at it with everyone, are we? 582 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,479 You fucking toerag! Agh! 583 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,479 That's the last time I twist your nipples, Dunny. 584 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,519 Jodie! Jodie. I knew it! 585 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,639 I should never have given an ugly lad a chance. 586 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,879 J-Jodie, please. It's not what it looks like! 587 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,239 This is exactly why working-class stories matter. 588 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:04,040 So raw, so important, so - ah! - unapologetically alive! 589 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,999 PHONE BUZZES MIA-LOUISE: Here it is. 590 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,039 The exact moment that Aimee Morris becomes a superstar 591 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,440 and ends up ditching me for her famous friends. 592 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,920 Hello? Yeah. 593 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,840 OK. Thank you. 594 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,680 Turn it off. I didn't get it. 595 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,079 Well, they don't appreciate a privileged pair of tits, do they? 596 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,280 See you. 597 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,359 What are you doing here? You... You're supposed to be in geography. 598 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,359 What? Are you following me? 599 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,719 You're always in geography on a Thursday. 600 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,480 What are you on about, you freak? 601 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,359 Mia-Louise. We've been looking for you. 602 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,599 See ya! 603 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,879 I was just informing Mr Meacher of how you took Daisy's phone 604 00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,759 and posted a video to our socials... that's now gone viral. 605 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,239 Viral? Seriously?! 606 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,760 You've humiliated this club. 607 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,559 Do you realise how lucky you are to be given a chance with us? 608 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,520 Let's not make an overreaction here. 609 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:17,079 'Hi! So, a lot of you have been asking about my intake. 610 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,999 'So, this week, I've had... 611 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,359 '14.5 inches of cock, 183 grams of cum, 612 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,439 '17 orgasms, three STDs. 613 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,400 'And that was per... one lad.' 614 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,639 Oh, my God. You only had, like, a hundred followers before. 615 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,199 Look how many I've got you now. 616 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,200 MIA-LOUISE CHUCKLES 617 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,439 Fuck. 618 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,199 ? Beam me up Beam me up 619 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,079 ? Count me in Count me in 620 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,919 ? Three, two, one Three, two, one 621 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,799 ? Let's begin 622 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,039 ? Here we go Here we go 623 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,799 ? 624 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,119 ? Here we go 625 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,759 ? I was in your wet dream Driving in my car 626 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,159 ? Saw you at the side of the road 627 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,839 ? There's no-one, let's begin. ? 628 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,160 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 629 00:30:04,210 --> 00:30:08,760 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0